Saturday, 10 April 2010

That Woman.

That woman, you know the one, the one who arrives 14 minutes into a film, sits down -- and then begins to whisper to the person next to her. Although, it's not a whisper, it's drowning out the dialogue. And you hear that horrible creepy sound of her lips from the row behind you - it's like she's trying to slurp and juice up saliva and lick her lips as she talks drivel to the friend next to her. It's anything but quiet, and it's fu*cking annoying.

Should these types of cinemagoers be dealt with by:

a) Extermination.

b) A $5000 fine.

c) Extermination and a $5000 fine.


Let me know.

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5 comments:

  1. Simon10 April 2010 at 17:51

    Oh. Shit. They must be exterminated, and then everybody in the theatre they interupted get dibs on their stuff, to be evenly divided.

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  2. Adri Ballif11 April 2010 at 15:50

    haha, it bugs the crap out of me when people talk during the whole movie. and i know EXACTLY what slurping sound you are talking about. its actually a joke in my family to go up to each other and whisper like that in each others ears, with that suuuper annoying sound.

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  3. anahit12 April 2010 at 03:06

    why hello, victor meldrew! :P x

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  4. Solenne12 April 2010 at 12:15

    They should be caned ;-)

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  5. Anonymous15 April 2010 at 13:37

    So you like women with fake tits running in bathing suits but not women who talk. Good to know. Douchebag.

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