I hope you're okay, Pee-Man.

To the person who found my blog today by searching 'I desperately want to pee' on google, I just want to say -- I hope you're okay.


And I want to apologize. You came to my blog hoping to find the answer for how to pee, or perhaps to find somebody else who, similarly, wants to pee. And instead, you found a bunch of posts about filmmaking.

My recommendation is that, should you ever desperately need to pee again, you should just go for it, rather than waste valuable time searching through Google results. Whilst these can be fascinating, they will only exasperate the problem, which can lead to you doing serious damage - especially if you pee all over the motherboard.

Best wishes.