You talkin' to me?

It really bugs me when my friends tell me I watch too many movies! My friend Tim actually thinks I'm getting badly influenced by gangster/cop movies, which is RIDICULOUS! Here's a conversation I had with him yesterday. 

TIM
You've been watching too many gangster movies recently.

THE KID 
Shut the fuck up you punk ass motherfucker. 

TIM 
That's my point.

THE KID 
What?

TIM 
You're watching too many. You need to get out more. You're obsessed.

THE KID
Tim, I don't know what you're talking about. 

TIM 
Seriously, you are! I was talking to Stephanie the other day and---

THE KID 
She ratted on me? She fucking ratted on me? 

TIM
Ratted on you?

THE KID
She don't know who she's dealing with. 

TIM
Um, okay? 

THE KID
What?

TIM 
Do you not realize how you're speaking?

THE KID
I'm just speaking normally. 

TIM 
Well no, you're not. 

THE KID 
Why are you talking to me like that?

TIM
I'm concerned about you.

THE KID
You're looking out for me, I respect that. Thing you gotta know brother; is there are two types of people in this world. And one day you've got to wake up and decide who you are, whether you're gonna live or die. 

TIM
What are you talking about?

THE KID
Who you working for?

TIM 
You're sounding schizophrenic.

THE KID 
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? Tell me or I'll----

TIM 
Why are you pointing a banana at my head?

THE KID 
Yeah yeah you just keep laughing. I'll be back, motherfucker. 

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