UNCLE FRED
Is that all you do, sit around watching movies all day?
GIRLFRIEND JENNY
Couldn't you do something more productive instead? Like WORK?
JED
You've seen that already.
MICHAEL THE FLORIST
How's it going sitting at home watching your little movies?
BERT WHO HATES HIS JOB
Stop watching movies and actually do something with your life.
Is that all you do, sit around watching movies all day?
GIRLFRIEND JENNY
Couldn't you do something more productive instead? Like WORK?
JED
You've seen that already.
MICHAEL THE FLORIST
How's it going sitting at home watching your little movies?
BERT WHO HATES HIS JOB
Stop watching movies and actually do something with your life.
Before you know it -- every time you watch a film, you hear a voice saying "get up! do something! write a script! earn some money! be productive!" Despite all of your youth being incredibly enlightening and productive and inspiring and driving you towards your SOLE GOAL in life - to CREATE, instead; you start smashing up against it--- building a giant wall the size of a giant wall which stops you from ever settling. You start to sneak past the wall late at night, when it's late enough to not be 'the time people do productive things' but not so late that you look like 'someone who can stay up late because they're a waster' and you sneakily watch a film. But even then, you struggle, because this voice in your head is saying "is that all you do, watch movies? you waster!"
So now your Uncle and the florist and the guy who hates his job and his life and his wife; they all are in your head and they're telling you to stop watching movies. So you have this big giant wall the size of a big giant wall and you keep climbing over it onto both sides... every time you're watching a movie the voice says "BE PRODUCTIVE! DO SOMETHING!" so you climb over to the other side. And every time you're on that side there's a part of you that says "I love movies! I need movies! Movies are my everything!" -- so you climb to the other side. But you keep climbing and you keep feeling TIRED because somehow you've got caught between who you are, where you're going, and where everyone thinks you need to be.
If you write, or direct, or produce, or act, or dream, or design, or want to take a different route in life; then watching movies is absolutely essential. We are here, precisely, to WATCH movies, LEARN from movies and then CREATE movies. That's why we're here. Stop denying it, celebrate it. To watch movies is to be productive. To watch movies is to jump fifty steps towards your ultimate goal in life. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

-Woody Allen
Writer/Director
Three Time Academy Award Winner.