I don't really care how much the latest superhero film took at the box office, although I'd probably know if you asked me. When I watch a film the main thing I am looking for is a good story. I like it when I look up at the big screen and can see a part of me staring back at me. More than anything, I am still looking for Jimmy Stewart and Jack Lemmon and Billy Wilder in every film I see.
Sunday, 9 October 2011
When Did RYAN GOSLING Become THE MAN?
Saturday, 8 October 2011
The Kid Meets ALVY SINGER - Kid In The Front Row Film Character Dialogues - A Blogathon
ALVY
I-I-I'm totally fine, y'know, I just didn't expect to resurface in your imagination.
KID
What have you been up to?
ALVY
Not much. I had all these plans and places to go but then the movie ended.
KID
Annie Hall?
ALVY
Exactly.
KID
Do you still speak to Annie?
ALVY
She won't talk to me. And it's killing me.
ANNIE HALL
This is just like Alvy, he thinks the whole world is against him. He could always text me if he wanted to, he just likes to blame other people.
ALVY
Great, Kid; you say you want to talk to me and now you bring Annie here.
KID
Is that a problem?
ALVY
Well, I, I mean, y'know, jeez, she's my ex-girlfriend. And not only that but, she's fictional.
ANNIE HALL
Here you go again Alvy, calling me fictional, and you wonder why you have trouble with women.
ALVY
Trouble with women? It's the exact opposite, in fact. I can get a date any time I want and, y'know, on occasion, we even make it through dinner.
KID
I can't believe you're still single after all these years.
ALVY
Hey, I'm only in my mid-seventies. When I reach my sexual peak, it'll be perfect.
KID
Are you still writing?
ALVY
I am but, y'know, they think I'm being pretentious because I insist on spelling words correctly.
KID
What do you think of film and television these days?
ANNIE HALL
He hates both, he thinks they're all submental.
ALVY
Jeez, would you let me get a word in? I think television is fascinating, really; the way they line everyone up and the judges pick who goes through, I mean, as a Jew, I can really relate.
KID
Right, yeah. Well it's been nice catching up.
Thursday, 6 October 2011
CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE --and-- WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
Wednesday, 5 October 2011
Your INNER CRITIC - Change The Conversation!
The people we meet, companies we work for and institutions we come into contact with; they all play their part in rejecting us and judging us.
But most of it is done on an inner level by ourselves.
It happens when you write a genius script for a month until you wake up one morning convinced it sucks. Or when you're driving to an audition for a role you were born to play when you suddenly realise you're a pathetic actor.
Ever notice how much authority you give your inner critic? It's an all knowing God!
Except that it's not. The critic is your biggest fears multiplied by 500. Makes you think of the time you messed up on stage when you were 7, or when your school teacher said your writing was 'too basic'.
That was then and this is now. The crap you got from the world became internalised and now you're your own worst enemy.
The thing to realise about the inner critic is that it's not fact. Your inner critic isn't Spielberg or Meryl Streep, it's just a vulnerable part of you desperate not to be stranded, naked, and pointed at.
Hear what your critic says, but realise it's just one viewpoint. It's not a fact.
Your critic will say: "you suck! You have no talent, you're ugly, and you've lost something over the years".
You wouldn't let me say that to you. If your friends or family said it you'd be deeply offended -- so why say it to yourself? Why believe it? How can you be creative when you put yourself down so much?
You can't. There needs to be love. You've achieved lots. You've decided to be an artist in a world that only cares about city bankers and reality show contestants. You're brave. You have talent and you know it, so don't ever let your inner critic sabotage you. You're too good, too talented.
Perfection is impossible. Your critic only wants you to write when you have a masterpiece. That's impossible. You can't ever make a masterpiece on purpose.
A masterpiece is when a project, by hard work and luck, has less mistakes than all the others.
But you have to be willing to make mistakes.
You're not perfect. Artists aren't meant to be. We just step out the front door and create, do some hard work and have fun.
Stop stopping yourself. Your critic is not an expert. It's just scared. Tell your critic to take a break, or to give you constructive thoughts rather then condemnation.
Make art!