I don't really care how much the latest superhero film took at the box office, although I'd probably know if you asked me. When I watch a film the main thing I am looking for is a good story. I like it when I look up at the big screen and can see a part of me staring back at me. More than anything, I am still looking for Jimmy Stewart and Jack Lemmon and Billy Wilder in every film I see.
Sunday, 9 October 2011
When Did RYAN GOSLING Become THE MAN?
Saturday, 8 October 2011
The Kid Meets ALVY SINGER - Kid In The Front Row Film Character Dialogues - A Blogathon
ALVY
I-I-I'm totally fine, y'know, I just didn't expect to resurface in your imagination.
KID
What have you been up to?
ALVY
Not much. I had all these plans and places to go but then the movie ended.
KID
Annie Hall?
ALVY
Exactly.
KID
Do you still speak to Annie?
ALVY
She won't talk to me. And it's killing me.
ANNIE HALL
This is just like Alvy, he thinks the whole world is against him. He could always text me if he wanted to, he just likes to blame other people.
ALVY
Great, Kid; you say you want to talk to me and now you bring Annie here.
KID
Is that a problem?
ALVY
Well, I, I mean, y'know, jeez, she's my ex-girlfriend. And not only that but, she's fictional.
ANNIE HALL
Here you go again Alvy, calling me fictional, and you wonder why you have trouble with women.
ALVY
Trouble with women? It's the exact opposite, in fact. I can get a date any time I want and, y'know, on occasion, we even make it through dinner.
KID
I can't believe you're still single after all these years.
ALVY
Hey, I'm only in my mid-seventies. When I reach my sexual peak, it'll be perfect.
KID
Are you still writing?
ALVY
I am but, y'know, they think I'm being pretentious because I insist on spelling words correctly.
KID
What do you think of film and television these days?
ANNIE HALL
He hates both, he thinks they're all submental.
ALVY
Jeez, would you let me get a word in? I think television is fascinating, really; the way they line everyone up and the judges pick who goes through, I mean, as a Jew, I can really relate.
KID
Right, yeah. Well it's been nice catching up.
Thursday, 6 October 2011
CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE --and-- WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
Wednesday, 5 October 2011
Your INNER CRITIC - Change The Conversation!
The people we meet, companies we work for and institutions we come into contact with; they all play their part in rejecting us and judging us.
But most of it is done on an inner level by ourselves.
It happens when you write a genius script for a month until you wake up one morning convinced it sucks. Or when you're driving to an audition for a role you were born to play when you suddenly realise you're a pathetic actor.
Ever notice how much authority you give your inner critic? It's an all knowing God!
Except that it's not. The critic is your biggest fears multiplied by 500. Makes you think of the time you messed up on stage when you were 7, or when your school teacher said your writing was 'too basic'.
That was then and this is now. The crap you got from the world became internalised and now you're your own worst enemy.
The thing to realise about the inner critic is that it's not fact. Your inner critic isn't Spielberg or Meryl Streep, it's just a vulnerable part of you desperate not to be stranded, naked, and pointed at.
Hear what your critic says, but realise it's just one viewpoint. It's not a fact.
Your critic will say: "you suck! You have no talent, you're ugly, and you've lost something over the years".
You wouldn't let me say that to you. If your friends or family said it you'd be deeply offended -- so why say it to yourself? Why believe it? How can you be creative when you put yourself down so much?
You can't. There needs to be love. You've achieved lots. You've decided to be an artist in a world that only cares about city bankers and reality show contestants. You're brave. You have talent and you know it, so don't ever let your inner critic sabotage you. You're too good, too talented.
Perfection is impossible. Your critic only wants you to write when you have a masterpiece. That's impossible. You can't ever make a masterpiece on purpose.
A masterpiece is when a project, by hard work and luck, has less mistakes than all the others.
But you have to be willing to make mistakes.
You're not perfect. Artists aren't meant to be. We just step out the front door and create, do some hard work and have fun.
Stop stopping yourself. Your critic is not an expert. It's just scared. Tell your critic to take a break, or to give you constructive thoughts rather then condemnation.
Make art!
Tuesday, 4 October 2011
Take Part In A KITFR Blogathon on Sat 8th October 2011!
Saturday, 1 October 2011
Olympic Gold - A Kid In The Front Row Screenplay
Dreaming With Nothing
Good for him, the rest of us struggle. A field covered in the dead corpses of projects that faltered, fell and faded.
You have to believe in the impossible. To make a living in the movie industry is to do the unrealistic, to pull magic out of a hat when you don't even know what a hat is.
Advice is wonderful; write every day, write only when inspired; dedicate all waking hours to film, dedicate all waking hours to life and living; work for free to prove your worth, charge lots to prove your worth. Advice is great but however you do it, you end up time and again with nothing except a heap of battered-beat up experiences to share in some coffee house with a friend.
But at least you have those experiences. The work of successful artists is painted with a hundred failures. Everyone I know goes to bed at least six nights a week struggling with the dark knowledge that the goals we set for ourselves and the promise we've shown has lead to not much of anything at all.
And the real world has questions. The values set by the Western world are: how much money did you make? Did you win the award? Are you famous yet?
In some alternate reality someone asks; did you enjoy it? Did the project fulfill your ambitions? Did you manage to produce what was in your heart? Not in this world, not yet.
The worries of the artist are small compared to the real world issues of bills, poverty and war.
But art makes the journey worthwhile. The song at your wedding, the movie you watch every Christmas, the poem you have pinned up in the kitchen. I'm not saying they're everything but they're a huge contribution to society. We need to cherish the artists. They drive themselves mad as hell insane, just to produce something. Producing magic is the dream, producing something adequate is a miracle.
The successes failed again and again too, right up until they hit the jackpot. When I interviewed Lawrence Sher he told me how he was earning $7000 a year and struggling like crazy. Then it changed. The last few years he's been DOP'ing films like 'Due Date' and 'The Hangover', he's one of the most sought after guys in the industry. Scott Rosenberg told me that he wrote ten feature films before he got an agent. He wrote four more before something got made.
How close are you to giving up? How close are you to succeeding?
The margins are small. As Pacino said in 'Any Given Sunday': "It's a game of inches...".
Sometimes people put us down when we want to reach for the stars. Other times people want us to reach for the stars and we're too busy putting ourselves down and dwelling on failure.
Sure, you're failing. Everyone's failing. You have thousands of people for company. But you've trained yourself in your art for years; we improve, we get better. Sometimes you reach people, sometimes you get the big cheque. But not if you quit or cave.
Good luck, we're all in this thing together.
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face."
-Pacino, in 'Any Given Sunday'